What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.