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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue