What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty