What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty