What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.