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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!