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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.