Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy