Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.