Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted