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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!