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Adopt Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Weiner Dog Jokes More Weiner Dog Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Sibling Jokes More Sibling Jokes

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Proceed Jokes More Proceed Jokes

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!