Adopt Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Wiener Dog Jokes More Wiener Dog Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.