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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea