Beaucoup.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
All of them are adopted
I'll tagalog!
You're adopted.
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.
Transparent
Son "Having an adopted son."
They wanted to raise the dead.
Because the shelter was non prophet.
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
Because he liked sole music!
Because bad news travels fast!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Gluten tag*
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
Pig Latin
I said I'm an orphan.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
All are equally oxymoronic.
Tooth hurty
