Beaucoup.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You were adopted. Best told to siblings
He wanted to get a long little doggy
All of them are adopted
I'll tagalog!
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
You're adopted.
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.
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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Son "Having an adopted son."
They wanted to raise the dead.
Because the shelter was non prophet.
Because they don't know what a full house is
Lonely.
Pants.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Because they were Turkish.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Plosive diarrhea
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
I poop with both hands.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Gummi bears.)
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."