Adopt Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

You might also enjoy:

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Stack Jokes More Stack Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Pet Dog Jokes More Pet Dog Jokes

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Bad News Bear Jokes More Bad News Bear Jokes

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Linguist Jokes More Linguist Jokes

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.