Beaucoup.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
All of them are adopted
I'll tagalog!
You're adopted.
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.
Transparent
Son "Having an adopted son."
They wanted to raise the dead.
Because the shelter was non prophet.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Plosive diarrhea
Nothing, you already said it twice.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
Orphans.
I said I'm an orphan.
A bad news bear
Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Barium