Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Military Coup Jokes More Military Coup Jokes

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!