Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Roach Jokes More Roach Jokes

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!