Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

French Word Jokes More French Word Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.