Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?