Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.