Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo