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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

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What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.