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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo