Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.