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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

Rearranged the furniture

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.