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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo