Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.