Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo