Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.