Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.