Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's