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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang