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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.