Purchase Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

Photocopier Jokes More Photocopier Jokes

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.