What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.