What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.