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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.