What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.