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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.