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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.