What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

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