Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What do you call a lost nun?

A Roman Catholic

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.