Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.