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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99