April Sale - 20% Off

Notch Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

You might also enjoy:

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Roman Catholic Jokes More Roman Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

What do you call a lost nun?

A Roman Catholic

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!