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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Obese People Jokes More Obese People Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.