What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.