What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.