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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Obese People Jokes More Obese People Jokes

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.