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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.