What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Obese People Jokes More Obese People Jokes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.