What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.