Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.