What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.