What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.