What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.