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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

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What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.