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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!