What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran