What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.