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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.