What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!