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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

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What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.