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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.