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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

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What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.