What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash