What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

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They didn't have ships in common.

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Get on the ship

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Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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They both spend all their money on payphones.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.