What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!