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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.