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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.