What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!