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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)