What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.