The doctor had to heal-ium.
A giraffic jam!
Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)
Pyrex
DOUCHE!!!
Both crews were marooned.
4: McDonalds The end
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
He didn't have any depth perception
Get on the ship
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
The sound of silence
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Made you look!
Pandemonium breaks out.
Pupil: It's stolen!
A smile and wave!
Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."
Doctor
What ails you?
You look for the fresh prints!