Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?