Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!