Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Hydrogen Atom Jokes More Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

Who's the world most famous blacksmith?

Will Smith

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash