Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

Hydrogen Atom Jokes More Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Vinegar Truck Jokes More Vinegar Truck Jokes

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!