Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

Douche Jokes More Douche Jokes

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Water Truck Jokes More Water Truck Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!