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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!