Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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What did he make?

H20

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*