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Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Absolutely Jokes More Absolutely Jokes

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

Pine Tree Jokes More Pine Tree Jokes

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.