Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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Pine Tree Jokes More Pine Tree Jokes

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Absolutely Jokes More Absolutely Jokes

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.