The doctor had to heal-ium.
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Absolutely nothing.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
It was repossessed!
Because I don't have any patients
His diet was krill-in him.
We're both lawyers.
Cos they're always pro-Bono
Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.
DOUCHE!!!
Both crews were marooned.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
Because thyme heals all wounds.
He drank H20, too!
20 hydrogen atoms.