What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.