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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.