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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.