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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger