What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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It got shelved.

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One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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When it isn't made up yet.

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Cannelonely!

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What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.