What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

Brain Surgeon Jokes More Brain Surgeon Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.