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What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why doesnt Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he is married.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.