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What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!