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What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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What are short men called?

Friends.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.