What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!