What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.