What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.