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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.