Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.