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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft