Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Because they always double Czech their work!

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft