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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.