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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.