Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.