Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What is something we all lost?

The Game

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.