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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.