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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!