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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in