Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in