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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in