Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.