Dive Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...