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Dive Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...