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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...