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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.