When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*