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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.