When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!