When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...