When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.