Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A baby with popped floaties.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Please get out of the swimming pool
Deep ends really.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Throw in your laundry.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Say "Get out of the pool."
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Frosted Flakes.
It deep-ends.
Bob
A baby with burst armbands.
Bob.
When your bald!
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Porridge
It just deepends.
The Spiders from Mars
Probably Morphine
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
Because it was too shallow.
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
General
He was too far out man.
Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
Becker the devil you know!
It's not there anymore.
A row bot.
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!