Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell