A baby with popped floaties.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Please get out of the swimming pool
Deep ends really.
Throw in your laundry.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Frosted Flakes.
It deep-ends.
Bob
A baby with burst armbands.
Bob.
When your bald!
Porridge
It just deepends.
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Eh-1 (Sorry)
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
Alright.
Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY
Your honor.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "
Because he was shellfish.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Matt
When you sniff paint, you get high
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
