Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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Coffee Mug
A baby with popped floaties.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Please get out of the swimming pool
Deep ends really.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Throw in your laundry.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Say "Get out of the pool."
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Frosted Flakes.
It deep-ends.
Bob
A baby with burst armbands.
Bob.
When your bald!
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Porridge
It just deepends.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Your lawn won't cut itself.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Good morning, ladies!
Neighbor
If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
Hop on Pop.
Guac-A-Mole.
Mourning wood.
They both died when they were really popular.
By sending them executables.
The Zika virus.
Milky Eh.... Get it?
An Eh k-47