Swimming Pool Jokes

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

50 Canadians Jokes More 50 Canadians Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.