What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.