What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.