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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read