Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke