Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl