Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.