Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.