Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.