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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar