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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.