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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!