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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Lady Gaga Jokes More Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!