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How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.