How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb