What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What's ET's first name?

Spag.

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light