What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!

What's ET's first name?

Spag.

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light