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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's ET's first name?

Spag.

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.