What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.