Major Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

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Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.