Major Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

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Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz