What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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What was the currency of the Trade Republic of Venice?

Dogecoin.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.