What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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Dis counts!!

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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Starbucks

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The Vampire State Building.

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I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.