What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.