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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

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Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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They handsome money to the cashier

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Dogecoin.

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He made a grave mistake.

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Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.