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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Count Dracula Jokes More Count Dracula Jokes

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.