What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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He had too much thyme on his hands.

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My hand.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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STARbucks.

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Dogecoin.

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Monte Cristo

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.