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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Would they be called creddits ()

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.