What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager