How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks