What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks