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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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How does an alien get back to his home planet?

Ayy

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso