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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!