Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Fish muck about in fountains
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Tsarbucks.
A farte
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.
They check the architexture.
Because of the culture!
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Because attachments are forbidden
He had no attachments.
