Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Neither. It's a Thai.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
It got shelved.
They keep saying check, mate.
You check its logbook
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
He had no attachments.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
