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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.