What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.