Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
3 inches
Tequila never goes bad
Because she used #nofilter
Starbucks
A coconut!
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
Well, you want them to work, don't you?
Work over time
He had a bad Outlook.
By spaghett-e-mail!
