Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
Throw in your laundry!
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up
A buzzness suit!
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
Because attachments are forbidden
