How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

How does a man with no nose smell?

Terrible!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.