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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?

Go into town and gang-audit someone.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)