How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.