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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.