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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.