How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.