Only one but he'll tell everybody.
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Everybody loves Ramen.