How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

Yishan

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.