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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".