How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".