How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.