How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine?"

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.