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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.