How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".