Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Who are you

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

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How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.