Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.