Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

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How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player