Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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Who's there! Bert! Bert who?

Bert the dinner!

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

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How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?