Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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"Is it mine?"

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Who's there! Bert! Bert who?

Bert the dinner!

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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The players dribbled all over it!

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.