Because they're always dribbling!
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
Because he was Baroque.
Dinner for Juan
Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
Because the players keep dribbling on it.
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
