Dribble Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's for dinner, mom?

Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.