Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

Because its not a Target.

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.