Because they are all Targets.
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because there are too many targets.
Walmart!
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
Because there are Targets on every corner.
It's always 7% off.
7 tees, 30 eggs
Aisle B, back.
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
They prefer a Target.
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Iran
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
Ferguson!
Its always 90 Degrees
Denim denim denim...denim denim demin
Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Def Leppard
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
Bullet train!
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.