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What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.