What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

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How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

Who's there! Baloney! Baloney who?

Baloney chase you if you're a matador!