What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)