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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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That's just what I kneaded!

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Because the SeaWeed..

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They both lost their pop.

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Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...