What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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With carrots

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Take the parent out of the water

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...