What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

Who's there! Bubbles! Bubbles who?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!