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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!