What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

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What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Who's there! Bubbles! Bubbles who?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!