What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."