Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

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It was a shih-tzu

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Because the steaks were too high!

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If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.