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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.