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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.