What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea