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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs