What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel