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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel