What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs