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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel