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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel