What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs