What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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Oxidants happen,

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What do fish smoke?

Seewead

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Because he was a quack addict

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All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza