What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.