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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza