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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.