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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!