What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!