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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.