What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!