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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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What do you call a baby bull?

A bully!

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!