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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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His job was soda-pressing

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

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What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Cyclop Jokes More Cyclop Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.