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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends