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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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Pupil: I get up early!

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Teaching the chicken to cook

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Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.