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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What is Don"t short for?

Pupil. doughnut.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.