He only had one pupil.
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
I'm not coming into work today
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
