Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.